”Yo mama”-jokes are so … last year. The new thing, the 2009-thing, that all the cool kids are doing is the ”Warren Ellis”-joke. They go like this:

• Warren Ellis so fat when his beeper goes off, people thought he was backing up.
• Warren Ellis so lazy that he came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
• Warren Ellis so stupid he told everyone that he was ”illegitiment” because he couldn’t read.
• Warren Ellis so greasy Texaco buys Oil from him.
• Warren Ellis has a glass eye with a fish in it.
• Warren Ellis so bald that he took a shower and got brain-washed.
• Warren Ellis so short he does backflips under the bed.
• Warren Ellis so ugly they filmed ”Gorillas in the Mist” in his shower.
• Warren Ellis so nasty that they pours salt water down his pants to keep his crabs fresh.